As yet more Masters of the Universe eat humble pie, here is another Velorution investment advisory service; (we hope that you have made enough money from our previous advice to afford to buy a Pedersen for every member of your family (yes, there is also a model for 11 year olds!)).

1. If you have got a paid job, keep it,
2. If you find a fool willing to pay 90% of the record price for your house, hit the bid without an eyeblink – in a few years, you will be able to buy it back at half the price,
3. Any time gold corrects by 25%, buy it (Remember the Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules),
4. As the inside of Howies jeans tells you every morning, “Buy Land, They Don’t Make it Anymore”,
5. Buy quality bikes, and quality bicycle makers.

Pedersen detail by Tete de la Course