… your friend forgot hers: both pics by greenxW.

Dear David Congratulations on winning the Conservative Party leadership election. At Velorution, we are glad that your rise to this new position has not distracted you from the pleasure of cycling. However, it has come to our attention that you could benefit from some advice if you are to continue cycling in your new role as leader of the opposition and prospective prime minister. We feel that your choice of bicycle, cycle clothing and accessories do not adequately meet the needs of a senior politician. [...]

As part of New York’s Bike Month, the Jen Bekman Gallery is showing an exhibition of photographs by John Glassie; a series of bicycle wrecks. Without judging Glassie’s ability as a photographer, I find these images as pleasing as shabby graffiti sprayed by an amateur. Save your time and enrol to one of Taliah’s masterclasses.